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post #1 of 4 Old Jan 20th, 2015, 10:12 am Thread Starter
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THOUGHTS ON SEX

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night
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"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 600SL."

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place"

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."

"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-..aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
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post #2 of 4 Old Jan 20th, 2015, 10:52 pm
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Re: THOUGHTS ON SEX

Thanks! I needed that!!

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very very good!

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Re: THOUGHTS ON SEX

Sex is like a game of bridge: if you have a good hand you don't need a partner!

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