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post #1 of 6 Old Jan 7th, 2015, 8:36 am Thread Starter
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Random thoughts as I age --

The biggest lie I tell myself is .."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet!

I don't drop things, I do random gravity checks!

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to
change the things I can & the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don't have gray hair. I have "wisdom highlights" . I'm just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would've put them on my knees.

The kids text me "plz" which is shorter than please. I text back "no" which is shorter than "yes".

I'm going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I'll do that second week?

Even duct tape can't fix stupid ... but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you're just gonna transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree ... that makes it a plant which means ... chocolate is Salad!
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Re: Random thoughts as I age --

Steve- that's great- brought me a god laugh- of course, it must be about somebody else, 'cause none of that stuff describes me!
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Re: Random thoughts as I age --

None of that nonsense points to me I am going to have to keep that one in my files just have somebody remind me where I put it

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Re: Random thoughts as I age --

I'm going to steal some of those if I remember.

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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Words to live by!!!

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If God meant for me to touch my toes he would have put them on my cycle lift.


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