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Really tasteless jokes....

Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

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Q: What's blue and fucks old people?

A: Hypothermia.

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Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?

A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time.

A: Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Q: What is the definition of 'Making Love'?

A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

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Q: What's yellow and green and eats nuts?

A: Gonorrhea

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Q: Why did God create yeast infections?

A: So women would know once in a while what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.

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Q. Why do fags like ribbed condoms?

A. Better traction in the mud.

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Q. What's the difference between acne and a Michael Jackson?

A. Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.

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Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

A. Marry it.

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Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?

A. Because women don't get blow jobs while they're driving.

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Q. What's the difference between mayonnaise & semen?

A. Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.

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Q. Why do women call it PMS?

A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

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Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your own vasectomy.

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Q.. How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?

A. The cake jumps out of the girl.

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Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex?

A. Oral sex makes your whole day, but, anal sex makes your hole weak.

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Q. What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?

A. You just know she's gonna swallow.

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Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

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Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

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Q. How do you know when it's time to wash dishes and clean the house?

A. Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

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Q. Do you know how Red Necks practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick.














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