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My wife is shorter than I am, so when I was mounting an outdoor thermometer outside the kitchen window, she wanted it installed down low so she could see it more easily.

I, on the other hand, wanted it mounted at my eye level.

When I told her I had finished installing it she asked if the height was good or bad.
I told her I thought the thermometer was fair-in-height.

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Very punny for 6:54 AM!

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Very punny for 6:54 AM!
It came to me yesterday during the Thanksgiving day storm as I was checking the temp and snow fall. I was digesting 3x my service ration at the time. :O



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During the days of the Soviet Union, a staunch communist party member, Rudolph, and his wife, Olga, were walking home from the Bolshoi ballet one night.

Rudolph commented that it was starting to rain.
Olga said: "No, Rudolph, it is snowing. The snowflakes are just melting quickly before you can see them."

Rudolph to Olga: "No dear, it is rain, not snow."

Olga and Rudolph now slip into a petty argument about whether it is raining or snowing.

Finally, Rudolph, exasperated, states loudly to Olga: "Rudolph the Red, knows rain, dear!"
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from the ol' Allen Funt "Candid Camera" program in the 60s!

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To be, or not to be... Shakespeare
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What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? . . . RUDEolph.
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