Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Geiger Heights, WA, USA
Thanks for the help!
Two female teachers took a group of students from grades
1, 2 and 3 for a field trip to Flemington Racecourse. When
it was time to take the children to the 'bathroom', it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the
boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the
men's toilet when one of the boys came out and told her
that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice,
she went inside, helped the little boys with their pants, and
began hoisting them up one by one, holding on to their
'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes and
shake them dry.
As she lifted one boy up, she couldn't help but notice that he
was unusually well endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring at his equipment the
teacher said, 'You must be in Grade 3?
'No ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Black Caviar in the next race,
but I really appreciate your help.'