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Psychiatrist Office

So, a man walks into a Psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but clear stretch wrap and asks the doctor, "do you think I am crazy?". The doctor looks at him for a few minutes and replies, "I'm not sure if you are crazy or not, but I can clearly see your nuts!"
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Re: Psychiatrist Office

Another guy walks into the physiatrists office. The doctor asks so how can I help you today. The patient replies I think I'm a pair of curtains. The physiatrists examines the man and said sorry I'm afraid I can't help you just go home and pull yourself together

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Re: Psychiatrist Office

A guy goes in to see a psychiatrist.
He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"


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