Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Woburn, MA, USA
A young Forest man found himself down by a couple of strokes against his friend during a suspense-ridden game of golf.
"I'd give anything to sink this putt," he mumbled to himself.
Just then, a stranger walked up beside him and whispered, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"
Thinking for a moment and taking the question as a joke he decided he would. "Sure," he said and sank the putt.
Two holes later, he mumbled to himself again, "I would love to get an eagle on this one."
The same stranger appeared at his side again and whispered, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"
Shrugging, the golfer replied, "Okay." And, low and behold, he made an eagle.
On the final hole, the man needed another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moved to his side and asked, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"
"Definitely," the man replied, and he made the eagle.
As the golfer walked rejoicing to the club house, the stranger appeared alongside him again and said, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."
"Nice to meet you," the man replied, "I'm Father O'Malley.Ē