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The Godfather and the Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather
finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of

His bookkeeper is deaf - that was the reason he got the job
in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear
nothing and would therefore never have to testify in
court.When the Godfather
goes to confront Guido about the missing $10 million, he
takes along
His lawyer, who knows sign language. The Godfather
tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money

The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido,
"Where's the money?" Guido signs back,
"I don't know what you are talking
about.'.The lawyer tells the
Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you
are talking about."

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to
Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or
I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs
to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell
him." Guido trembles and
signs back, "OK! You win! The money
is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my
cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have
the balls to pull the trigger."

Ninety-nine percent
of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name.

Ride Safe,

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