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post #1 of 11 Old Jul 7th, 2014, 10:54 pm Thread Starter
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This one is politically incorrect and totally offensive.

You were warned, so don't be whining about it now!

A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance
immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my
clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please take any of my
jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take my
front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown me
and never talk to me again. Don't forget to write me out of your will and
leave my share to any charity you choose
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"



"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said,
'Dad, meet my new boyfriend-- Mohammed. We're going to work together on
Hillary's election campaign!'"
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Re: This one is politically incorrect and totally offensive.

Good one!!!

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I find no Offense in it at all
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Re: This one is politically incorrect and totally offensive.

I was so offended that I forwarded it to several friends and family members.

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I had to steal this an post on FB...!

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I had to steal this an post on FB...!
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Re: This one is politically incorrect and totally offensive.

So, what part was offensive?

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Re: This one is politically incorrect and totally offensive.

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I find no Offense in it at all
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Forwarded to all my liberal friends!


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So, what part was offensive?
He threw her silkies out the window.

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