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A very smartly uniformed Sergeant Major in the British army strides briskly up to the door of a brothel. Knocks sharply on the door with his swagger stick.

The Madame opens the door, and very impressed with the smartly uniformed officer , asks "What can I do for you, handsome ?"

SM replies, "How much for the pleasure of my company ?"

Madame thinks this is a strange way to phrase the proposition, but the customer is always right, so she says "I can provide a lovely girl for 20 dearie".

Sergeant Major says brusquely "Right you are then" . He takes two steps back and shouts "Comany double time, enter the brothel"
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