Finally found a way to share some love with those left lane hogging, cell phone yakkin', low speed, clueless, butt nuggets!
( I suspect it would come in handy for any number of stoopid traffic faux pas)
This satisfies my need to mess with their head, disrupt their trip, keep myself out of jail and is much more satisfying than flipping them a big fat bird! Because basically, most are too stupid to know what got them the bird in the first place, and it just ain't classy!
So, it starts when I'm 15 cars back and can see the bastige ahead cloggin' things up. I go right, I work my way up, when I get along side....
I gesture frantically, point down at their engine and then purse my lips and bring two fingers up to my mouth in the classic "smoking" motion!
Thats when I see this...
I then smile, wave and accelerate on to my destination while watching them head for the shoulder in my mirrors
Does this make me a bad person???