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Officer, I don't need a seat belt, I have airbags!

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Note: Airbags are ineffective if you are seated too far from the steering wheel.

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Officer, I don't need a seat belt, I have airbags!
...which have already deployed, as anyone can see.
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LT pannier liners?

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Ya'll see--its like this--I wasn't sure the compressor was working so I put it up to my mouth to check for air flow and next thing I knew--WOOSH!

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I'm thinking along the lines of "can be used as a floatation devise in the event of an emergency water landing".
But that begs the question: for how many passengers?
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Did anyone see a boat?

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To hell with flotation devices. If she is your girlfriend, you could use those to shed rain off of you in a rain storm.
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Did anyone see a boat?
I'll bet guys new to this site have got to be wondering why the hell everyone keeps asking about boats!
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blind your eyes...opps too late.

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To hell with flotation devices. If she is your girlfriend, you could use those to shed rain off of you in a rain storm.
For shade on a really hot day, or to hide from law enforcement, your mother in law, bill collectors, the IRS the list goes on & on.
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What's the old saying? "Anything more than a...."

Oh, never mind.

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Sorry, Officer, but, honestly, I can't see the speedometer.


Damned plastic surgeon, I ask for booTy enhancement surgery...

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Ya'll see--its like this--I wasn't sure the compressor was working so I put it up to my mouth to check for air flow and next thing I knew--WOOSH!
That's what I was thinking.

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What's the old saying? "Anything more than a...."

Oh, never mind.
Took the words outta my mouth. That's disgusting!


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Two more illegal aliens???

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