Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Acworth, GA, USA
Re: Worlds Dumbest Cop
Originally Posted by fpmlt
Steve Steve Steve, you're not being fair here!
You're giving all dumbasses a bad name.
Have to tell a story on me. Stopped an old VW for speeding (hauling ass is more like it), and nothing worked on the car. Had the option to write either one, but rarely did I ever write more than one. Anyway, I went back to my car, wrote her up for defective equipment as that had no effect on her record or insurance, and walked back up. I get there and see that she'd unzipped her top and is now exposing, if I recall correctly, a very nice pair. I takes a quick gander, excused myself, went back to my car and wrote another ticket for the speed. Walked back up again, same view, and explained that I've written 2 tickets, one for each.
Violations that is.
She was pissed. Probably thought I was gay.
I had just said once, "That's nice but I have a pair of those waiting for me at home tonight."
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