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Need ideas for Christmas music

While I don't consider myself a total grinch about Christmas, I will admit that Christmas music is NOT among my favorite things - like snowflakes on eyelashes, mittens and kittens...You get the idea. Olivia Newton-John's unplugged Christmas, and The Carpenter's Christmas on Steroids just ain't cuttin' it.
Right now my house sounds like an elevator from a shopping mall, and smells like the perfume counter at Macy's.
So, I thought it was time to write some new Christmas music, and have some ideas, but need more.
So far I have:

"Oh Holy Crap, It's Christmas - Again?"
"Jesus Christ, Can't We Have Just One Quiet Night?"

Ain't much, but it's a start. Anybody else got some ideas?
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Here is one of my favorite ones
I know it's NOT just what you asked for but.....


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My favorite is a take off on Walking in a winter wonderland. It is titled Walking 'round in womans underwear. a propos for you Frank. Lynne's won't fit, so off to the + size womans shop in the mall for you... or on line is always an option, & more discreet as well.
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Here's my favorite CLIC

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Dam Steve, talk about depressing!!! Merry F*(#!+% Christmas. Think I'll got out back and cut my wrists with a dull butter knife.
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Dam Steve, talk about depressing!!! Merry F*(#!+% Christmas. Think I'll got out back and cut my wrists with a dull butter knife.
WHAT ???? But in the end he gets his Daddy & his buckin horse.

OK how 'bout this one.


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Yeah baby, THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!!
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My favorite is a take off on Walking in a winter wonderland. It is titled Walking 'round in womans underwear. a propos for you Frank. Lynne's won't fit, so off to the + size womans shop in the mall for you... or on line is always an option, & more discreet as well.

UHM....HELLO? Does the song not say "Don we now our GAY apparel"?
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Slightly less irreverent than where this post was headed---but--- one of my favorite artists is Keb' Mo' . He has a new Christmas Album with a great song about shopping on Christmas Eve.

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anything by Bill Rivers!!

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Hi ho hi ho dirty version on youtube.

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My favorite is a take off on Walking in a winter wonderland. It is titled Walking 'round in womans underwear. a propos for you Frank. Lynne's won't fit, so off to the + size womans shop in the mall for you... or on line is always an option, & more discreet as well.
Reminds my of one of my favorites growing up, the walking in a winter wonderland part. I never noticed the accent back then.



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UHM....HELLO? Does the song not say "Don we now our GAY apparel"?
Not this one. It refers to cross dressing. You always told me there was a difference, right?
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the restroom door said gentlemen

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Here's a couple you might enjoy.REK and Ray Stevens

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Gentlemen, thank you. Things ARE looking up.
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Chipmunks roasting on an open fire,

I have an album of tunes I play at work. Will try and post to the tube.

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Do a search on you tube for "bob rivers christmas songs" funny album.

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OK One More.


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