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post #1 of 10 Old Feb 10th, 2006, 10:29 pm Thread Starter
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I want a FLAMING HELMET!!

Opening ceremony, they got way too little air time. I want the suit too! I need a red Duc to go with it. Aerostich is toast. Shoei and Arai are toast. Everyone will be wearing THIS:
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post #3 of 10 Old Feb 11th, 2006, 7:01 am
 
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Its only a red coloured flame, so its not that hot.

What you want is a oxy welding kit strapped to your back with a mo-fo blowtorch that blows flames about 6 foot long, deep blue super hot flames


or better yet a napther/napalm burning flame thrower this should throw flames about 20 or 30 feet no worries!

you could probbly make your own with a windscreen wiper pump a bottle and some flamable liquid with an igniter at the end.just be careful you dont blow yourself to kingdom come with it.
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What you want is a oxy welding kit strapped to your back with a mo-fo blowtorch that blows flames about 6 foot long, deep blue super hot flames

or better yet a napther/napalm burning flame thrower this should throw flames about 20 or 30 feet no worries!
This is starting to sound like those self-defense side-mounted flamethrowers that are installed on cars in some very rough third-world countries.

I'll take one. Could be oh-so-useful when cagers change lanes into me.

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Opening ceremony, they got way too little air time. I want the suit too! I need a red Duc to go with it. Aerostich is toast. Shoei and Arai are toast. Everyone will be wearing THIS:

Judging by the way the flame followed the laminar flow down the skaters back's at low speed you may want to consider a fire extinguisher for your butt as well!


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But what if the hose from the tank leaks propane/butane/cng// into the helmet??

Pop Goes The Weasel !!!!

Talk about a head rush !

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or better yet a napther/napalm burning flame thrower this should throw flames about 20 or 30 feet no worries!
OK, but only if I get to skate first.

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And what's a flame proof suit for your passenger going to set you back ?
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Stop it, just STOP IT!

We all know what we're talking about here. Quit beating around the bush.

We're talking about a JATO unit, aren't we?! AREN'T WE!?

Well then. Call it like it is. We all know what we want. Ask Santa, and play nice.

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