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Remember Bambi (waitress at Twin Peaks)

Some friends took me to Round Rock Twin Peaks for my "B" Day. Bambi was off that night, but did come in to pick something up, so I got to chat with her and discuss the situation with the Deputies. She also said Playboy has shot a spread of her that will be out soon. She is on her way.

Anyway, some of the gals wanted to console me for my aging. So I got frisked by a cop, wrangled by a Ca-Girl, almost made it to heaven...you know they have some pretty stringent requirements , and rode hard and fast by a NASCAR momma before the upstairs maid cleaned up...what a night. Would have loved to have had a shot of Bambi holding my gun, but this will have to do.


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Almost din't recognize you sans beard. Dang, your legs are almost as ugly as mine! At least you surrounded yourself with eye candy. Hope you had a great B'Day.

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Nice eye candy. What's with the man purse.
You got a concealed weapon in there??

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Daaum..............Happy B-Day............
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Where's the boat?

Happy B-Day Jerry.



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Almost din't recognize you sans beard. Dang, your legs are almost as ugly as mine! At least you surrounded yourself with eye candy. Hope you had a great B'Day.
Benny...W.T.F. are you doin looking at MY legs?!?!?!?!?! I didn't provide you with enough to look at in this photo, you had to start looking at me...

Al..."Man Purse" And the answer to your question is "Of course"

Chan...Don't WE wish.

Thanks for the "B" Day wishes gang!!!

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Jerry,

Please enclose a photo of just yourself. All I see are 5 healthy young American ladies in that photo.

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I did not see Jerry either...or a boat...

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Now THAT is more like it......See Benny!!!

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Nice eye candy. What's with the man purse.
You got a concealed weapon in there??

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Ask him what's IN the man purse and then ask him to show you how it works.

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Now THAT is more like it......See Benny!!!
My bad, Jerry. it was the stark contrast that got me! Like riding past 2 day old road kill on a beautiful morning.

BTW, the C'girl is my personal favorite.

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...and the next bar that Jerry visited later that night - where man purses are OTAY - had these girls as servers!

Happy B-day big guy!
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Hey Benny....Ron....go try the improbable impossible art of self reproduction.


Oh yeah, the CaGirl was our waitress. She had the sexiest stomach I have ever seen on a woman....and I am sure the parts that were covered were just as great. But the Policewoman....well now she could arrest me any time and I would go "Downtown" in a heartbeat.

Damn-it...now I can't get that song out of my head....."Y" 'M' 'C' 'A' Make it stop...make it stop please!!!

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Do you mean this Bambi:



or this one:



Or this one:


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM














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Oh yeah...that's her. Looks even better when she is dolled up to go out.

I guess that last photo was taken AFTER she met me.

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Damn-it...now I can't get that song out of my head....."Y" 'M' 'C' 'A' Make it stop...make it stop please!!![/QUOTE]

Only if you agree to dance to it and let us watch, big guy.

You just know you want to listen to it - go ahead - click it. It's OTAY! It will get it out of your brain once and for all... forever... really.

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Young man, there's no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, 'cause your in a new town
There's no need... to be..... un....happy!


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Damn......

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[color=Black]Only if you agree to dance to it and let us watch, big guy.
To quote the late Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell

Eeeeeiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! Know whut I mean?

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Eh. She's alright, I guess.....


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