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The Human Body

Some fun facts about the human body:


- A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

- It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach..

- One human hair can support 3kg.

- Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

- The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

- The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

- A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.

- Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair

-There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

- Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

- Women blink twice as much as men.

- The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.

- When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. They do the same

when you are looking at some one you hate!

- It takes twice as long to lose new muscle if you stop working out than it did to gain it.

- Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

- Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still..

- If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

- The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.


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You looked at your thumb, didn't you..?

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Actually I looked at my size 15 feet...

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ROFLMAO!!!! I did!

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You looked at your thumb, didn't you..?
No, YOU looked at my thumb!

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No, YOU looked at my thumb!
Hence the ?

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.....A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.....
Not after the latest Batman movie - I think it was approaching basketball size !


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Actually I looked at my size 15 feet...
WTF? And I thought my 12 triple wides were big!

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my boy has size 13's.

he got all pissy at me when I got tired of trippin' over those monsters in the house and decided to put a sail in one of them and use it in the bathtub

at my size 10, I can't imagine trying to hoof size 13's+ around all the time!!

oh yeah...i looked at my thumb ...that was a disappointment!
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I think i'll be checking out my BF's thumb when I get home...I wont tell him why though lol

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My son has size 15 1/2 EEE, & can palm a watermellon. Not that good looking, & I haven't seen him naked since he was about 5 yrs old (he is 30 now)... I now know why all the really beautiful girls hang around him.
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My son has size 15 1/2 EEE, & can palm a watermellon. Not that good looking, & I haven't seen him naked since he was about 5 yrs old (he is 30 now)... I now know why all the really beautiful girls hang around him.
My feets are size 15 also, Keeps me from blowing over in the wind. Just so you know, it's not all fun and games. Try buying shoes or boots, especially motorcycle boots. Going down stairs can be downright dangerous.

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I think i'll be checking out my BF's thumb when I get home...I wont tell him why though lol
Why bother checking his tumb? ...just divide by 3...

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Well, I shore wasn't looking at anyone ELSES thumb!... that was the "right hand thumb" right? =)

BTW.. that doesn't take into account the "hammer size"?

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I'll rate this thread three thumbs up!


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Why bother checking his tumb? ...just divide by 3...
Remember, shrinkage needs to be factored into the calculations!

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Remember, shrinkage needs to be factored into the calculations!
My response would not be suiteable for a respectable site like this..., however I am changing my profil to include: 3 1/2 inch thumbs, and size 15 riding boots.


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My son has size 15 1/2 EEE, & can palm a watermellon. Not that good looking, & I haven't seen him naked since he was about 5 yrs old (he is 30 now)... I now know why all the really beautiful girls hang around him.
Holy Shit! His tongue must be enormous!

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Touché, Jay.

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