Cows, the Constitution and the Ten Commandments:
C O W S
Does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are
unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
YEA DUDE, BUT A MAD FRIKEN COW IS EASY TO SPOT, MORE IF IT IS WITH BUNCH OF MAD CRAZY BABYS!!!! AND THOSE MEXICANS LOOK THE SAME TO ME (just kiding)
T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has
worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
THEY CAN NOT READ ENGLISH DUDE DAA!!
T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this:
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal (the Gvt' hates the competition)," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery," and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.
PS: Author unknown!