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post #1 of 15 Old Mar 13th, 2008, 7:44 pm Thread Starter
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Talking Follow me upstairs darling...

OK - I'll just go make sure I put the disc lock on...

(Sound of high pitched m/c engine fades into distance...).

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Good thing I don't date women who are bigger than me. I may need to go on a diet just to make sure. Damn ugly add on tits too.

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I think I'm gonna...

Just Go
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Damn ugly add on tits too.
It looks like she has 3 pairs...

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I think "Ew!" purty much says it all...
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That's just weird.... my reaction...."TURTLE"

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This comes to mind.. http://www.hammerbowling.com/product...l.php?PRKey=66 kreepy..

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"She" has "6 pack" tits...not my cup-o-tea.
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Good grief.

Yuck.

Oy vey...

Does she think that is attractive? Honestly, she looks like Fabio with a very bad boob job.

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I'm rarely at a loss for words but that did it for me. Not sure what to say or think about that.

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EEeewwwwwwww! That's gross.

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Oooooh.... if she would promise to keep her shirt on and look back over her shoulder.... hmmm.... not so bad.......

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Dyslexia can sometimes really suck for hard core fans.

It's TRIPPLE breasted whore of Eroticon SIX - Not 6 breasted whore.

Boy, is she gonna be embarrassed when someone points that one out.

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Shes been working the upper body too much
She is a freak look at her legs she only uses them to walk to the gym. She does not work them at the Gym.

Tooth pick legs

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Shes been working the upper body too much
She is a freak look at her legs she only uses them to walk to the gym. She does not work them at the Gym.

Tooth pick legs
Umm . . . I don't think so. I don't think steroids discriminate. She's got some serious girth there as well.

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I don't no she would be handy to have around if you dropped your LT and I have seen the time, in my HD days, she would been great to have around in a biker bar.
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