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post #1 of 12 Old Mar 9th, 2008, 12:49 pm Thread Starter
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Truly Man's Best Friend

Hypothetically speaking.

Let's say your wife takes the dog for a walk, and you accidentally lock them out of the house. An hour later (or so), you hear someone pounding at the door and let them in.

Guess which one is happy to see you...

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Guess whos in the dog house...

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Re: Truly Man's Best Friend

This is one of those trick questions, right?

What do you plan on doing to get back in her good graces?

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Re: Truly Man's Best Friend

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Hypothetically speaking.

Let's say your wife takes the dog for a walk, and you accidentally lock them out of the house. An hour later (or so), you hear someone pounding at the door and let them in.

Guess which one is happy to see you...
Lets say said wife takes the dogs for a walk and they see a bird, go after said bird, pull wife down and drag her on the pavement and bloody her knees. Still my fault

Now guess who is still happy to see me?

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Hypothetically speaking.

Let's say your wife takes the dog for a walk, and you accidentally lock them out of the house. An hour later (or so), you hear someone pounding at the door and let them in.

Guess which one is happy to see you...
So your WiFi reaches all the way to the dog house? I figured that's where your writing from.

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So your WiFi reaches all the way to the dog house? I figured that's where your writing from.
We test rode the F800ST this Bike Week, I'm golden...

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I'm confused. How long did you have her knocking?

In Normalville ... A lady takes a dog for a walk. She returns to find that the door is locked. She rings the door bell. Her husband opens the door. End of story.

What part am I missing?
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You got this all wrong - the way I heard it was that "you locked your wife and dog in the trunk of your car and opened it up several hours later . . . guess which one was happy to see you?

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We test rode the F800ST this Bike Week, I'm golden...
So, how did "we" like it? I don't see a change in your sig line yet...

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My wife would have used the keypad to get in.

And the dog would still have been happier to see me, unles the wife had the dog treats.


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You got this all wrong - the way I heard it was that "you locked your wife and dog in the trunk of your car and opened it up several hours later . . . guess which one was happy to see you?
Ding, Ding, Ding, WINNER!! Just a different delivery of an old joke.

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So, how did "we" like it? I don't see a change in your sig line yet...
We liked it. Good power to weight ratio. Very agile, stable at 70 into a 20 mph headwind, and smoother than I would have guessed for a twin. Could use a Zero Gravity double bubble though.

If you read the F800 forum you'd think the thing was a death trap.

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