Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Harrison, AR, USA
Re: What did you give the Mrs for Valentines?
I outdid myself this Velentine's Day. Got my wife some super gifts, left them on the bed for her to find while I was at work.
First, I got her this huge butt-shaped box of chocolates. (Well, some people say it's a heart-shaped box, but pshaw. And I put a note inside saying, "Don't you dare eat this, that's just the kind of thing that got you into trouble. I'll eat them later, if it will help."
Everyone needs encouragement, and maybe it's not much, but it is something I can do for her. It's the little things that make the difference. And I figure, while I'm eating the chocolate, it will remind her of my love.
Then I got her flowers, but not that overused, "A Dozen Red Roses." How lame would that have been? Sheesh! Nope, I got very creative...drumroll, please...I got her just a single black rose. Whoa...got to admit, that was a stroke of dramatic genius on my part, original and unique. Pretty clever, huh? Anyone can get a dozen roses at Walmart. I thought of this all on my own.
Next I bought her some workout leotards, but get this...I got them two sizes too small! I figured, you know, a goal to work towards. I'm always trying to help.
And finally, I got her a belly button ring! But wait...not for her, for ME! But that's the turn-around thing, you know, it's on me, but it's really for her, you know, to turn her on when it hangs over my belt and all.
Pretty thoughtful and original, hey? I think I outdid myself this time. Can't wait to see what she thought of the gifts. Now I'm back home, waiting. Not sure where she is, but she'll probably be home pretty soon. It's only 11:30 p.m.
Ted "Last of the Red Hot Lovers" Thompson
The Bad Ted
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