Bush & company are having an open house BBQ in May, to all believers that "all is well."
**Google for free tickets! Limited availability, first 12k tickets will be given to maimed and disabled veterans of the Iraq war, and their SO's.
They love it when a plan comes together.....ok, that might be some bleed-over from watching too much of the "A" team.
Be a really nice ride from CA, or OH! Hell, that is doable from anywhere in the US, on a BMW.
Now that I think about it, it could have be the cumulative concerns from all those earthquakes and fires, or just the high cost of gas. Then again, maybe it's just in the water? Any of you guys surf in your better days? Not being judgmental here folks.
Kucinich and Trafficant are from Ohio, so I don't really have any thoughts on how exactly any residents of that State could have been adversely affected, unless of course they too are considered to be bit off kilter, IYO. Best of luck to you, nonetheless. On second thought, Trafficant is in prison too! Yikes.... not sure what to think now.
Don't forget your ID. Vests and eye protection will be provided by Cheney for recreational activities afterwards. Free transportation by bus to and from your berthing areas will be provided, free of charge. Bunks are rather hard, personal space will be limited to about 8'x10' with shared toilet facilities, a bed roll is suggested. Tin foil hats will not be tolerated, even in jest!
Appreciate the brief but astute replies nonetheless. Would you happen to remember which color pill it was you guys took? I must have missed that when I refused to wait in the lobotomy line. Do you guys notice unusual pressure in your heads, or any disorientation when touring above 2500 feet?
Parting gifts and an appreciation of support packages will provided (at NC) on your way out, if your lucky. "Sharp as a tack, GWB/BMW" pins (it all fits, they ran the first 200K pins already) will also be provided, at no charge! Remember to proudly display these pins on your ride home fellas. If I am not mistaken, it allows you to go through any tolls, anywhere in the US, for thirty days after the Rally, FREE! These will also be good for FREE toll access (for the life of the original owner!) on the Mexican/US/Canadian Intl' super highway, so hold on to those pins.
50 gal drums of KY will be located in marked areas of the compound, and certificates of appreciation will be provided for those that have graciously volunteered more than $20k in Federal Income taxes (* you must have paid this amount in a ten or less year period of time to qualify). Proceeds from any fund raising events held at the BBQ, will be given to the hundreds of thousands of innocent victims of senseless crimes against humanity, unless of course there are enough in attendance that agree it really never happened.
Don't forget to send your tax deductible, charitable contributions to the Disabled Veteran's Association!
Money is kindly being accepted for survivors of Katrina via personal check, credit cards and PayPal, but there are still
no plans for dispersing any of it. Positions for that job have not yet been filled. The few applicants they have had, seemed to have died prematurely. Rather not get into any conspiracy theories on that issue.....just don't have the time for it.
Look forward to seeing you at the Rally!
PS: Please, fight the urge to steal any unauthorized "souvenirs" on the premises. The gvt' hates
the competition, and it is rumored they are using some serious surveillance at this shindig. Anyone caught, will be prosecuted to the fullest extent, under Maritime Law.