Originally Posted by cfell
Grif, how close is the location of the said "lily white...etc" keyboard operator to CCR? I'm wondering if a few hundred of your closest friends showed up he might feel intimidated like he tried to do to you?
He's in New York City.
I can see the headlines now:
Power Rangers on Sewing Machines Descend on NY!
Dateline Aug. 29
NY City was mysteriously attacked today by over 300 strangely garbed men on powerful and silent machines. They whispered in and swooshed out with one, screaming, lilly white, pencil necked desk jockey bound, tied and what was referred to as, "riding bitch".
"They would have made a clean getaway", said a NY Police Detective, "except we captured one when his machine started making a strange grinding noise from the rear while oozing a foul, smelly fluid".
Several other were apprehended at a Starbucks and three were surrounded when they stopped at a firestation to have some strange IBA form witnessed. One dazed and sleep deprived captive kept babbling about being on some sort of RTE. Cryptologists have vowed to work into the night, if need be.
The mayor has expressed his outrage against this nefarious and diablolical invasion, declared martial law and had the local National Guard chase them to the NY State Border, where a demented broadcast was picked up on an FRS channel. It went somethang like this, "Throttle up boys, we have a convoy to the Reunion". This strange group was last seen going WFO down the slab with a psychodelic purple, VW microbus full of long haired friends of Jesus in tow.
An anonymous tipster has led State Police to put every BBQ restaurant under surveillance and to search places known as "tweestees".
All citizens are urged to be cautious as these folks are rumoured to be carrying weapons like the Thomas with a coiled extension under their rear seats. They are also said to be able to throw out blinding light and posses a strange cacophony of different types of music emanating from each machine in a confusing manner.
Be very wary of confronting, discoursing or conversing with this group, as their long diatribes on oil and tires have been known to drive the most sane of men smoothe over the cliff; lemming as it may be.
Crimestoppers hasn't issued an award, because nobody is really sure if NY City wants their pencil necked, lilly white desk jockey back.
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