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Groan! This was painful just reading it

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061230/...ous_castration


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"A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party..."
What was he doing in his genitals?

"All three were heavily intoxicated, police Chief Frank Powers said."
Yeah, I assumed that alcohol was probably involved.

"Police said a weapon was not used. He declined to elaborate.... All we can tell you is that the injury was done with her hands."
She either has a Kung Fu grip or some nasty fingernails.

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post #3 of 7 Old Dec 31st, 2006, 8:37 am
 
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I think that fits into the "Holy Crap!" file quite nicely.
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The press release could be renamed, "Get A Grip on It!".
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I bet all of this took place in a trailerpark...Next it will be on Springer.
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Talking It could have been worse...

Instead of her hands she could have used... her teeth!!!
Damage would have been irreversible!!!

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LILLINGTON, N.C. - A woman attacked a man in his genitals during a Christmas party, injuring him badly enough that he needed 50 stitches....

Oh my!...

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Some really OLD friggin' White dude who couldn't have possibly known what he was talking about!) WARNING: Official HATE speech!
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