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post #1 of 21 Old Dec 19th, 2006, 8:04 pm Thread Starter
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Miss America if you happen to be browsing our forum, You are welcome to visit me. I will take you out on my boat for a long weekend and you can drink and frolick around all you want without fear of getting caught.

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post #2 of 21 Old Dec 19th, 2006, 8:17 pm
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extend the same offer to the Victoria's Secrets lingerie models...!
Yeah... like it's gonna happen!!!

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post #3 of 21 Old Dec 19th, 2006, 9:03 pm
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Miss America if you happen to be browsing our forum, .
You're better of without her,

She's a real uppity B*tch,
won't return any of my calls, or letters
and that restraining order,
well,
that's just the last straw.


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I wonder if SHE'LL see the damn boat!


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post #5 of 21 Old Dec 19th, 2006, 10:13 pm Thread Starter
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What boat?
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You're better of without her,

She's a real uppity B*tch,
won't return any of my calls, or letters
and that restraining order,
well,
that's just the last straw.


Hey.. Sheeze frum Kentucky... Wadda ya expect.

You kan take her outa the country but ya kant cant the country outa her...

Yeeee Haaaa
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I believe you mean Miss USA, not Miss America. Not that you'd mind either way, or even notice a difference for that matter.

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Some people see the gas tank as half empty. Some see it as half full. All I care is that I know where the next tankful is coming from...
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I believe you mean Miss USA, not Miss America. Not that you'd mind either way, or even notice a difference for that matter.
The difference is there... if you know where to look!

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For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean!
For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!


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The difference is there... if you know where to look!
I've heard that they are all unique.

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Some people see the gas tank as half empty. Some see it as half full. All I care is that I know where the next tankful is coming from...
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No matter how beautiful they are, there's someone, somewhere who is tired of their shit.



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I've heard that they are all unique.


No, Ken, I seriously doubt that any of them are a eunuch!!

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Miss America if you happen to be browsing our forum, You are welcome to visit me. I will take you out on my boat for a long weekend and you can drink and frolick around all you want without fear of getting caught.
Brian: You are not taking my daughter frolicking on your boat! Unless I get the GT for the weekend!

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I've heard that they are all unique.

Does that mean u neek up on 'em to tell the difference?
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Hey.. Sheeze frum Kentucky... Wadda ya expect.

You kan take her outa the country but ya kant cant the country outa her...

Yeeee Haaaa
That shot at Kentucky (Basketball Capital of the universe and the home of fast horses and beautiful women) was a bit harsh. I'm sure every state has its less than desirable areas as well as residents who have made mistakes. Apparently you are too ashamed to indicate what state you are from. Don't be judgemental and have a very Merry Christmas.

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Hey....let's give all the professional and amature athletes a SECOND chance from thier Drug (Steroid) problem. Maybe they can set a better example for kids like Miss USA thinks she can. Yea, mayabe McGuire will now be able to get Mike Schmidts vote for the hall of Fame (Shame)

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I've heard that they are all unique.
then you need to try them all...!

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For her I climbed the highest mountain!
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And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!


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then you need to try them all...!
I thought that was what college was for.

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Brian: You are not taking my daughter frolicking on your boat! Unless I get the GT for the weekend!

Big AL
Al,
Now I am offended. I spent that weekend at your place for that tech session and you hid your daughter from me? I must admit that nice blue GT does make me look better...

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post #21 of 21 Old Dec 22nd, 2006, 4:23 pm
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I must admit that nice blue GT does make me look better...
Some guy in Ohio claims it is a babes magnet!
Then again... he seems to travel alone!!!

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For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I swam across the deepest ocean!
For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!


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