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post #1 of 17 Old May 31st, 2007, 6:00 am Thread Starter
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A plea for help!

Please can you help me.

I am at the end of my tether and I just donít now how I am going to cope with this.

I have been suspicious for a few weeks that my wife is seeing someone. Our relationship has taken a dive and the affection seems to have drained out Ė we hardly make love at all now. We used to be very close and I miss the kissing and cuddling and the general closeness. We donít even talk much these days either. Itís making me very unhappy.

Itís the usual stuff, the phone rings and when I answer it the person at the other end just hangs up. She is late home from work almost every day and she says she is spending more and more time with an old girlfriend. When she does go out I always offer to pick her up but she says she prefers to take a cab. The funny thing is she always gets out of the cab a couple of blocks away Ė never outside our house. It is obvious her new beau is dropping her off so that they are out of sight of me and our house.

This situation is driving me crazy so I decided that last night I was going to confront her and sort this out. So, about midnight (this is when she normally gets home) I crouched down and hid behind the bike Ė I could clearly see the whole street. I was waiting just a few minutes when I noticed a small scratch of the LTís left side fairing.

Should I use a compound polish or ordinary wax?

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Ordinary wax...I use Mcguiers (sp)cleaner wax. Compound polish will remove the clearcoat.

A good Lawyer can remove other pesky imperfections.


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Just ask the guy who's "putting the wax" on your wife!

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Is this like "my wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him??"
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Dood, you really have serious problems. I'd get that scratch taken care of toot sweet!



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Let your wife take the scratch out.....I hear she buffs a mean helmet.

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Unfortunately, this post goes around the bike forums about once a year...so no surprise here. Bummer. I remember the first time I read it though. I was on the floor! It's a keeper!
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Unfortunately, this post goes around the bike forums about once a year...so no surprise here. Bummer. I remember the first time I read it though. I was on the floor! It's a keeper!
Yeah I laughed my ass off this 1st time I saw a version on this. About 5 years ago

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Please can you help me.

I am at the end of my tether and I just donít now how I am going to cope with this.

I have been suspicious for a few weeks that my wife is seeing someone. Our relationship has taken a dive and the affection seems to have drained out Ė we hardly make love at all now. We used to be very close and I miss the kissing and cuddling and the general closeness. We donít even talk much these days either. Itís making me very unhappy.

Itís the usual stuff, the phone rings and when I answer it the person at the other end just hangs up. She is late home from work almost every day and she says she is spending more and more time with an old girlfriend. When she does go out I always offer to pick her up but she says she prefers to take a cab. The funny thing is she always gets out of the cab a couple of blocks away Ė never outside our house. It is obvious her new beau is dropping her off so that they are out of sight of me and our house.

This situation is driving me crazy so I decided that last night I was going to confront her and sort this out. So, about midnight (this is when she normally gets home) I crouched down and hid behind the bike Ė I could clearly see the whole street. I was waiting just a few minutes when I noticed a small scratch of the LTís left side fairing.

Should I use a compound polish or ordinary wax?
Just think, if you hadn't been distracted by that scratch, she'd be missing her head right about now! She has no idea how lucky she is................

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Some really OLD friggin' White dude who couldn't have possibly known what he was talking about!) WARNING: Official HATE speech!
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Let your wife take the scratch out.....I hear she buffs a mean helmet.
Yeah, I hear her tongue is excellent at removing scratches......

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Some really OLD friggin' White dude who couldn't have possibly known what he was talking about!) WARNING: Official HATE speech!
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