Originally Posted by Morley
Don't forget the WW1 aviator's leather helmet, white scarf & goggles! If you get er rollin and drop it into neutral you should be able to hit the speed limit on the way down.
go ahead and laugh, Morley...but I've decided to go full blown "stunta!"
I've got my Icon jacket, my jeans that are six sizes too big to droop and show off my boxer shorts, construction boots that I'll only lace up half way, I might not even WEAR a helmet and if I do, I ain't fastenin' it, I'm gonna' strap in a boom box for the latest Jay-Z album, and don't be surprised when my pics adorn killboy.com as I first wheelie that bad boy, then later do the first ever photo-captured stoppie on an '07 ural!
Word up! Yo, yo. And shit!
And there's no way I'm gettin' MY pimped ride confizzleskated by the Man, just imagine the radio traffic...
"12 Alpha Zero to Dispatch."
"Go ahead 12 Alpha Zero."
"Request vehicle check on texas license plate for late model URAL sidehack, B-U-R-N-O-I-L"
(laughing on other end)
"12 Alpha Zero, what's your '20?"
"High speed pursuit on route 129 westbound..."
"Hold for supervisor, 12 Alpha Zero..."
"12 Apha Zero, this is the Shift Sgt., please confirm your current status."
"To confirm, I am in high speed pursuit of a late model Ural sidehack with texas plates B-U-R-N-O-I-L, westbound on route 129, four miles west of Deal's Gap Resort, do I have permission to continue pursuit?"
(laughter in multiple voices)
"12 Alpha Zero, uh, precisely WHAT SPEED is the violator travelling?"
"Will confirm momentarily at the next straightaway, decreasing radius switchbacks are making the pursuit extremely dangerous..."
"12 Alpha Zero, what is your current speed, confirm!"
"I have him locked on RADAR at 20.9 mph, shall I terminate pursuit, please confirm!!!"
word to your mother!
Pete "D-town Stuntaz" Van Dyke