Originally Posted by DaveDragon
Like a I said, it was long time ago when I wasn't thinking clearly as evidenced by riding a 67 FLH
Sunday morning heading north on US 19 (3-4 lanes each direction and lots of stoplights) going to a Chistmass related toy run on my old 66FLH,
watching my mirrors I see this moron switching lanes 3-4-5 times trying to get ahead of everybody just to end up next to them at the next red light.
Eventually he catches up with me and as expected cuts me off and of course ends up next to me at the red light.
Where I used my favorite line (back then)
Hey, are you always an @sshole or just when you drive?
The light changes, we pull away as he's yelling out his window:
F... you, I'll blow you away!!
He's so focused on me he doesn't see the cars in front of him are stopped and smashes right into the back of one causing a chain reaction.
I let out a whoop, YEAH and ride away.
I look in my mirrors and here he comes, fast, I move over a couple of lanes and put a couple of cars between us because I don't know how crazy this s.o.b is and he blasts right by me,
he's not interested in me anymore,
he's doing a hit and run,
and now I'm chasing him,
until I get his tag number and made a phone call.