The George W. Bush Presidential Library



The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:

~ The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

~ The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

~ The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

~ The Walter Reed Army Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

~ The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

~ The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

~ The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.

~ The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

~ The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

~ The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your 1st visit, they make you go back for a 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and sometimes 5th visit.)

~ The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery, without a first-aid kit.

~ The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

~ The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

~ The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

~ The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.


Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.


The library will also include many Famous Quotes by George W. Bush, including:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

"No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine."

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change."

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is "to be prepared."

" Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."

" I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

" The future will be better tomorrow."

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

" One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." (during an education photo-op)

" Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

" We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

" I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." …George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson.


PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,

Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
G.W. Bush Library Board of Director

No need for that. They'll just take whatever they decide that they need from us . . .

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Ken
SoCal
'07 Dark Graphite GT
'02 Mauve LTC
BMWLT#145, IBA# 366, MOA# 111996, SCMA# 24032

Ummmm, I believe you have the arse-backwards!

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Brett
03 Anthracite
North Georgia
2005 CCR-Tetons
2006 CCR-Braselton
2008 CCR-Midway
2009 CCR-Rapid City
2010 CCR-Killington, if we go now we can ski

Now I would like to see a counterpoint just as funny from the other side of the fence...!
Check and balance, you know...!

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For her I climbed the highest mountain!
For her I walked through the largest desert!
And then she left me... She said I was never home!!!

A slight variation of what went around shortly after Clinton left office.

What's new?

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Don't wait until you're thirsty to dig a well.

I would take George W. over Barry Soetoro any day of the week.

Barry has done more damage to our country in his first 11 months than Bush did in the six years before the Democrats took over the House and the House and Ways and Means committee in 2006.

The Left complained about unemployment when it was 4.7% under Bush and what are they saying about it now that it is over 10%?

There are two sides to every debate and everyone is entitled to have an opinion, but this was the greatest country on the planet and we had never had a President go on an apology tour before.

Maybe it's just my generation, but Presidents use to be proud to be an American and say great things about our country and its promise for the future for young and old and rich and poor alike. I don't see that from Barry. He is constantly trying to start class warfare. Why?

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Ride 'em if you got 'em.

Agreed. I am getting tired of seeing pics of Barry bowing to others.
I have a poster of Bush in my work area with the caption: "Miss me yet?"

Yes I do.

dan martin

I agree 100% with you SLTEX!

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Jerry
Look in the wolf's eyes and what do you see--A guardian spirit or fierce enemy?
2008 FLHTCU White Pearl

Now that is funny!

The OP just proves it. My "guy" is an idiot! BUT! You know there's ALWAYS a but.














Your "guy" is a moron!

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Lee
Y2K K1200LT Canyon Red
ATGATT
BRC - June 2006
ERC - November 2007
IBA #39250
SS1000 - September 2009
BB1500 - September 2009

He's bowing cause he "Likes Square Butts" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5X4TSbGreA

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Santa Fe, Tx.
00 K1200LT Custom Painted(SOLD)
08 K1200LT (born 12/19/07)
09 Triumph Sprint ST...RED

Now THAT is one of those songs you won't have in your head for any length of time.

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Jerry
Look in the wolf's eyes and what do you see--A guardian spirit or fierce enemy?
2008 FLHTCU White Pearl

Jeez guys, it's a JOKE, posted in the HUMOR forum. Y'all need to chill out a bit . . .

If you just want to bitch about how the world is going to hell because things just don't seem to be going your way, we have the CRAPPER forum for that.

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Ken
SoCal
'07 Dark Graphite GT
'02 Mauve LTC
BMWLT#145, IBA# 366, MOA# 111996, SCMA# 24032

Ken,

You let me down. I put all the bait out there and you didn't bite.

I thought that you would defend Barry putting the country in debt in 11 months more than all his predecessors combined.

I thought that you would blame the unemployment figures on Bush.

I thought that you would say Barney Frank and Chris Dodd were right in thinking that Fannie and Freddie should put everyone in a house where they could afford it or not, even with no down payment and no reason to stay.

I thought that you would have a reason for Barry's apology tour. There has to be a reason why he thinks that we aren't the greatest country on Earth.

You mentioned that "you want to bitch about how the world is going to hell because things just don't seem to be going your way". Be honest. Lets go back to the age old political question, "Are you better off now than you were when Barry took office?"

Buehler? Buehler? Buehler? Bait?


Mark

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Ride 'em if you got 'em.

Absolutely ...... Now I have a clearly identified enemy.

Everybody ---- sing cumbaya with me! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!

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2000 K1200LT
BMW MOA 151654

Did you get one of those government stimulus jobs?

That would be the only people that would answer,"Absolutely".

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Ride 'em if you got 'em.

And you didn't let me down. You just thrashed each and every one of your own arguments, all by yourself.

As for being "better off", does that include how you feel about the situation? Because unless you personally have lost your job or your house since January, you're pretty much the same as before. Maybe you're more worried about things, but that's an internal thing, nothing more.

And even if you are still worried about losing your job this year, and your house is worth less on paper, you at least gotta admit that these changes were taking place while W was still in office. Politics isn't a light switch on/off business. Changes, both good and bad, take time to develop and trickle down to us mere mortals.

However, this is still the Humor forum. If someone wants to move this into the CRAPPER, then perhaps we could explore these issues in more detail.

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Ken
SoCal
'07 Dark Graphite GT
'02 Mauve LTC
BMWLT#145, IBA# 366, MOA# 111996, SCMA# 24032

"Hey, he's not the enemy, he's your duly-elected President, that you should follow whole-heartedly and without reservation. Anything less is treason, and if you don't like it, maybe you should just go live somewhere else!"

Nope, sorry, that still sounds just as dumb now as it did when Bush was in office . . .

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Ken
SoCal
'07 Dark Graphite GT
'02 Mauve LTC
BMWLT#145, IBA# 366, MOA# 111996, SCMA# 24032

You are so right, this is the Humor forum. I am ROFL that you didn't answer any of the questions.

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Ride 'em if you got 'em.

I thought that to qualify for the "humor" forum a post has to be at least somewhat funny. This post isn't, well, maybe digging up that old name "Jack Abramoff" is arguably funny, but the rest is lame.

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RB

2005 Ducati Multistrada 1000DS (red)
2009 BMW R1200 RT (biue)

yeah.. and "Sorry Burgler" hiding the "jokes" in his shorts... oh, wait.. we can't bring THAT up...

Hash away. It has been moved.

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On His Ride,
Steve - KA5MTE
'01 LTC - Flying Purple People Eater (Ya gotta be old enough to understand)(RIP)

Holy BALONEY! I just realized I didn't put smilies all over my post. I meant to, but just like at work, I send the email and don't attach the file. Figures.

Since this has been moved, I guess I really don't need to add them now. Too late.

Maybe if we all realized it doesn't matter if the Republicrats or the Democans have control. They all spend money like a slobbering drunk at a nekid bar! (No offense to slobbering drunks. At least they're spending their own money.) They have to get their piece of the pie to carry home to their constituents.

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Lee
Y2K K1200LT Canyon Red
ATGATT
BRC - June 2006
ERC - November 2007
IBA #39250
SS1000 - September 2009
BB1500 - September 2009

It is possible that (in the future) a two party system may evolve in the U.S. In the meantime, it appears that passive obedience toward the governing elite will continue to be the norm.

+ 1, Lee. I have no problem with Mack Daddy O bowing. If you're sincere in your inferiority--which he truly seems to be--you should bow down!

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"Frankly, I don't know what it is about California, but we seem to have a strange urge to elect really obnoxious women to high office. I'm not bragging, you understand, but no other state, including Maine, even comes close.

When it comes to sending left-wing dingbats to Washington, we're number one. There's no getting around the fact that the last time anyone saw the likes of Barbara Boxer, Dianne Feinstein, and Nancy Pelosi, they were stirring a cauldron when the curtain went up on 'Macbeth'. The three of them are like jackasses who happen to possess the gift of blab. You don't know if you should condemn them for their stupidity or simply marvel at their ability to form words." Burt Prelutsky

Looks like Jay has had a slow night cleaning up our dirty city streets. Three hours of CRAPPER responses, and all for our amusement.

Wait, I thought our "Messiah" was an arrogant, self-important bastard who is smarter and more handsome than anyone else. Did I miss something?

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Ken
SoCal
'07 Dark Graphite GT
'02 Mauve LTC
BMWLT#145, IBA# 366, MOA# 111996, SCMA# 24032