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hschisler
May 24th, 2006, 10:12 pm
A couple of weeks ago you left a Christian motorcycle association-type business card on my LT parked at Cardinal Health in Dublin, OH. You wrote me a note, asking me to call you. I've misplaced the card and am not ignoring you. If you read this please contact me.

Thanks.

KBandit
May 25th, 2006, 3:56 pm
A couple of weeks ago you left a Christian motorcycle association-type business card on my LT parked at Cardinal Health in Dublin, OH. You wrote me a note, asking me to call you. I've misplaced the card and am not ignoring you. If you read this please contact me.

Thanks.

hi howard, this is god.

i left the card as a test. since you lost it you have to go straight to aich-ee-double-hocky-sticks.

sorry.

thx for your interest,

-the lord

hschisler
May 25th, 2006, 9:09 pm
hi howard, this is god.

i left the card as a test. since you lost it you have to go straight to aich-ee-double-hocky-sticks.

sorry.

thx for your interest,

-the lordDear God,

The thing is (and being the infinite God of the universe you already know this) I wanted to call the fellow right away but I was in a hurry to get home. I brought the card home, showed it to my wife and promptly misplaced the card. Perhaps you could speak to me in that still, small voice that I love, telling me where it is?

Thank you.

PS I'm pleasantly surprised to see you speaking through your beloved son Gerhard. You DO work in mysterious ways!

:)

KBandit
May 25th, 2006, 10:21 pm
Dear God,

The thing is (and being the infinite God of the universe you already know this) I wanted to call the fellow right away but I was in a hurry to get home. I brought the card home, showed it to my wife and promptly misplaced the card. Perhaps you could speak to me in that still, small voice that I love, telling me where it is?

Thank you.

PS I'm pleasantly surprised to see you speaking through your beloved son Gerhard. You DO work in mysterious ways!

:)

thx for the belly laugh, howard. i wish you luck finding the card. i pray you are more organized than i am!