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A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the

front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her

feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,

she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave

dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out

laughing,replies:

"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different

models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu

ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong

aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by

bbaatteries ? The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

"Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww

tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"