Cowboy / Cowgirl Honeymoon

[bushj1]

The Cowboy-Cowgirl Honeymoon


One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world and she was an innocent bride with no experience.


On the first night of their honeymoon the couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they get into bed, they start exploring each other's bodies.

Things are going fine until the bride discovers her husband's penis.

"Oh my", she says, "What is that?""

Well, darlin", the cowboy says, "That's ma rope".

She slides her hands further down and gasps. "Oh my goodness. What's them?" she asks.

"Honey, them's my knots", he answers.

Finally, the couple begin to make love.

After several minutes, the bride says, "Stop honey. Wait a minute".

Her husband, panting a little, asks, "What's the matter honey? Am I hurting you?"

No", the bride replies. "Just undo them darn knots. I need more rope!"

[pkpr1998]

Just as long as she didn't nick-name him "quick draw McGraw"!

[MaverickAR]

Thats cute.

This big ole some of an oklahoma truck driver gets married to this little ole sweet thang. On their honeymoon night the big ole son of an Oklahoma truck driver takes off his size 44 pants and throws them at her and says "here! put them on!" she said, honey you know I can't fit into those pants...they're too big. He says, "thats right! I wear the pants in the family! and don't you forget it!" So she slowly takes off her size 2 panties and throws them at him and says, " here put these on!" He said, "I cant get into these panties." She said "I know and until you change your attitude you never will." :eek:

[SilverBuffalo]

On their honeymoon he said:
honey I had some serious childhood diseases that left me somewhat disfigured.

As he took of his shoes, she said what's wrong with your feet?
When I was a child I had Toe-lio.
He dropped his pants, she said what's wrong with your knees?
When I was a child I had knee-sels.
He finally takes of his underwear and turns to face her,
she said:

don't tell me.

I knew it.



Smallcoxs

[SilverBuffalo]

It wasn't until they went on their honeymoon that Bill Gates new bride discovered why:
he named his company Microsoft

[dcwchfc]

On their honeymoon he said:
honey I had some serious childhood diseases that left me somewhat disfigured.

As he took of his shoes, she said what's wrong with your feet?
When I was a child I had Toe-lio.
He dropped his pants, she said what's wrong with your knees?
When I was a child I had knee-sels.
He finally takes of his underwear and turns to face her,
she said:

don't tell me.

I knew it.



Smallcoxs



I heard it was a hooker, and she was afraid of dic-theria