mconlogue
Mar 23rd, 2006, 4:46 pm
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This forest was so big that the magic frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I've ever seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first".
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Then, Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and started the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for loadsa money and bought a motor cycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the the bears in the world besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine and said pulling away his last wish, "I wish the bear was gay..."
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If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him...
Is he still wrong?
This forest was so big that the magic frog had never seen another animal in all his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals I've ever seen, I will grant you both three wishes. Bear, you go first".
The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.
It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well." Then, Rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and started the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things, after all, he could have asked for loadsa money and bought a motor cycle.
For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the the bears in the world besides me, were female."
The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine and said pulling away his last wish, "I wish the bear was gay..."
__________________
If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him...
Is he still wrong?