BobShirley
Mar 10th, 2006, 3:15 pm
GROCERY SHOPPING
>
>
> "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."
>
> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
>
>
> The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask
>you
>
> something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if
I
>was
>
> Italian?
>
> Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
>
> German?
>
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
>Jewish?
>
> Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
>
>
>
> Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
>
> The clerk says, "Well, no!"
>
> "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
Irish?"
>
> "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
>
>
>
> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then
why
>did
>
> you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"
>
> The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
>
Bob Schrader
Wentzville, Mo.
'00LTC
>
>
> "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage."
>
> The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
>
>
> The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask
>you
>
> something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if
I
>was
>
> Italian?
>
> Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
>
> German?
>
> Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was
>Jewish?
>
> Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
>
>
>
> Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
>
> The clerk says, "Well, no!"
>
> "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was
Irish?"
>
> "Well, I probably wouldn't!"
>
>
>
> With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then
why
>did
>
> you ask me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?"
>
> The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."
>
Bob Schrader
Wentzville, Mo.
'00LTC