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pjessen
Feb 10th, 2006, 10:29 pm
Opening ceremony, they got way too little air time. I want the suit too! I need a red Duc to go with it. Aerostich is toast. Shoei and Arai are toast. Everyone will be wearing THIS:

Zotter
Feb 10th, 2006, 11:05 pm
But only if all you listen to is '80s pop tunes

Dezrae
Feb 11th, 2006, 7:01 am
Its only a red coloured flame, so its not that hot.

What you want is a oxy welding kit strapped to your back with a mo-fo blowtorch that blows flames about 6 foot long, deep blue super hot flames


or better yet a napther/napalm burning flame thrower this should throw flames about 20 or 30 feet no worries!

you could probbly make your own with a windscreen wiper pump a bottle and some flamable liquid with an igniter at the end.just be careful you dont blow yourself to kingdom come with it.

hschisler
Feb 11th, 2006, 7:08 am
What you want is a oxy welding kit strapped to your back with a mo-fo blowtorch that blows flames about 6 foot long, deep blue super hot flames

or better yet a napther/napalm burning flame thrower this should throw flames about 20 or 30 feet no worries!This is starting to sound like those self-defense side-mounted flamethrowers that are installed on cars in some very rough third-world countries.

I'll take one. Could be oh-so-useful when cagers change lanes into me. :cool:

RonKMiller
Feb 11th, 2006, 7:29 am
Opening ceremony, they got way too little air time. I want the suit too! I need a red Duc to go with it. Aerostich is toast. Shoei and Arai are toast. Everyone will be wearing THIS:


Judging by the way the flame followed the laminar flow down the skaters back's at low speed you may want to consider a fire extinguisher for your butt as well!

JPSpen
Feb 11th, 2006, 3:38 pm
But what if the hose from the tank leaks propane/butane/cng// into the helmet??

Pop Goes The Weasel !!!!

Talk about a head rush !

JOhn

meese
Feb 12th, 2006, 2:19 am
or better yet a napther/napalm burning flame thrower this should throw flames about 20 or 30 feet no worries!
OK, but only if I get to skate first. :D

NOGILLS2
Feb 12th, 2006, 6:12 am
Gives a whole new meaning to "If youre not the lead dog the view never changes".

Hilton
Feb 12th, 2006, 9:30 am
And what's a flame proof suit for your passenger going to set you back ?

fenixroyale
Feb 12th, 2006, 9:51 am
Stop it, just STOP IT!

We all know what we're talking about here. Quit beating around the bush.

We're talking about a JATO unit, aren't we?! AREN'T WE!?

Well then. Call it like it is. We all know what we want. Ask Santa, and play nice.

T.