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dkjkwood
Oct 28th, 2009, 8:16 pm
Two buddies: One drives a Harley, one drives a ST1300. I received an email from BMW that contained the attached picture. I rather innocently forwarded it to both of them with the following sentence: Not a single Harley or ST. Hmmmmm

I got back the following reply:

TOP 10 CAPTIONS:

1. "Not a one of 'em will start Captain!"
2. Another example of Goverment Waste!
3. Only one Gold Star out of four!
4. A "Gay Biker Chorus Line"
5. "If you can read my shirt, my "Partner" fell off!
6. "No Captain, they won't move, the Final Drive Failed."
7. "WHO FARTED!"
8. "Captain, I hear you need special underwear for this bike."
9. "Captain, we'll never be able to catch an ST now!"
10. "I don't care what you hear Leutinant! It's still..."Don't ask, Don't Tell!"
johnnyray
Oct 28th, 2009, 8:53 pm
Sounds like your buddy has a flaming case of homophobia. I presume you know what THAT means . . . . :cool:
XTrooper
Oct 29th, 2009, 6:03 am
BMW rider or not, I don't know how you couldn't appreciate that photo! I rode Harleys all my life and I think that photo is way cool. :cool:
hogdvr
Oct 29th, 2009, 8:28 am
Two buddies: One drives a Harley, one drives a ST1300. I received an email from BMW that contained the attached picture. I rather innocently forwarded it to both of them with the following sentence: Not a single Harley or ST. Hmmmmm

I got back the following reply:

TOP 10 CAPTIONS:

1. "Not a one of 'em will start Captain!"
2. Another example of Goverment Waste!
3. Only one Gold Star out of four!
4. A "Gay Biker Chorus Line"
5. "If you can read my shirt, my "Partner" fell off!
6. "No Captain, they won't move, the Final Drive Failed."
7. "WHO FARTED!"
8. "Captain, I hear you need special underwear for this bike."
9. "Captain, we'll never be able to catch an ST now!"
10. "I don't care what you hear Leutinant! It's still..."Don't ask, Don't Tell!"

The photo is very cool. But, the captions are hilarious. LMAO! I have several motormen buddies that ride Harleys. I can just hear them saying one of those lines now. :)
Barry5k
Oct 30th, 2009, 12:59 am
Didn't they all ride Harleys back in the day? I wonder why they changed. Hmmmmmmm?