In Memoery of MJ

[gunny]

Let the jokes begin...................

Walmart is having a sale to comemorate Micheal Jackson

Little boys pants, half off.

[myk_edwards]

Michael was refused entry into heaven, when he asked why he was told,

Don't blame it on the sunshine
Don't blame it on the moonlight
Don't blame it on the good times
Blame it on the Buggery

[DavidTaylor]

During the autopsy it was determined that MJ was 99% plastic. They decided to melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids could play with him for a change.

[dsauer608]

During the autopsy it was determined that MJ was 99% plastic. They decided to melt him down and turn him into Legos so little kids could play with him for a change.

That is so cold! I can't believe you'd say something like that. Yeesh.

[dsauer608]

McDonalds is naming a burger after him - the MJ burger is 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

[mwnahas]

What do the Cleveland Indians ball players and MJ have in common.





They use only one glove for some unknown reason.

[Maximus]

In all seriousness, I will remember Michael Jackson as the King of Pop, an extremely talented individual; and a homosexual pedophile. I will pray for the repose of his soul during our next Mass.

[dave.gt]

In all seriousness, I will remember Michael Jackson as the King of Pop, an extremely talented individual; and a homosexual pedophile. I will pray for the repose of his soul during our next Mass.

In all seriousness, I am going to do my best to forget him.

[hoog62]

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd78/DrunkenMime_bucket/Forum_Gifs_Pics_Econs/1245970420090.jpg

[BennyBob]

Ah, H made a funny! :rotf: David Caruso wears two pair of sunglasses? Reminds me of Robert Stack in Airplane.

[tbarstow]

Jackson Five Concert Tickets, 20% off!

[Palerider]

Jackson Five Concert Tickets, 20% off!


:histerica :rotf: :histerica :corn:

[deanwoolsey]

When Farrah Fawcett died she was in front of St. Peter when he told her "Not many people realize this but when you die I can grant you one last worldly wish." Farrah thought for a minute and said "I wish for all the worlds children to be safe in their lives."

Suddenly Michael Jackson appears, looks at Farrah and exclaims "Well As I live and breathe, it's Farrah Fawcett!!!"

St. Peter then says.......... "Not exactly, Mr. Jackson. You may want to take one last look at Farrah before you two go your separate ways.........."

[gunny]

Dean:

I heard it like this:


Farrah Fawcett died and went to the pearly gates. When she arrived, God asked her what one wish she wanted. "I want all the children to be safe!" BOOM, Michael Jackson appears at the pearly gates..

Michael, now the worlds children are safe- what one wish do you want?

well, I never liked my fatha, I dont wanna be anything like him.. I wanna be whiter..
BOOM!

I'M BILLY MAYS HERE WITH OXYCLEAN!

[Lonewuff]

I can't believe you all are being so cold and the man isn't even in his grave yet. Gesh!!!

I say in honor of all Michael was, we all observe a moment of silence, during which time we should grab our crotch and just beat it.
:cool: :dance:


Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.

MJ’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”

What was Michael Jacksons last hit?..........The floor!

Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

[BrianV]

I can't believe you all are being so cold and the man isn't even in his grave yet. Gesh!!!

I say in honor of all Michael was, we all observe a moment of silence, during which time we should grab our crotch and just beat it.
:cool: :dance:



Jerry - Some of the best yet - :histerica :histerica :histerica

-Brian

[Palerider]

Jerry..........

you funny; huh................?................... :histerica

[DarkMeister]

McDonalds is naming a burger after him - the MJ burger is 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Total WIN so far!! :histerica

[rkirker]

I heard he died form food poisoning.










He ate a 10 year old wiener :histerica

[Spirit_Rider]

If you hear a lot of rumbling in the sky for the next few days do not worry, It is Elvis kicking the crap out of MJ for sleeping with his daughter.

[mwnahas]

If you hear a lot of rumbling in the sky for the next few days do not worry, It is Elvis kicking the crap out of MJ for sleeping with his daughter.

Awesome :rotf:

[Lonewuff]

I just heard on the news that they have decided not to bury MJ, but instead melt him down and recycle him into plastic grocery bags. So in other words he will still be white, plastic and dangerous for little kids to play with. :rolleyes:
:D

[simoncharles]

Not as good as the Honda one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8

[Blackrat]

Rumour here in England was that it wasn't a heart attack, but a genetic disorder.

It was the Billy Gene.




Apparently his family contacted the funeral directors and asked if they take plastic.

[Spenceer]

When was it time to go to bed in Neverland?



When the big hand touched the little hand.

[Patric]

I played golf with 3 other BMW riders this week . I told them ( with tongue in cheek ) that in memory of Michael Jackson , we should only were one glove .