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DaveDragon
Jun 1st, 2009, 7:24 am
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People Eat Tasty Animals
Lonewuff
Jun 1st, 2009, 11:07 am
Trust me Dave...you can consider this one stolen and milage will be made. :histerica :rotf: :histerica
cfell
Jun 1st, 2009, 11:32 am
People for the Edible Treatment of Animals.
BennyBob
Jun 1st, 2009, 2:09 pm
People for the Edible Treatment of Animals.
Now there's an organization to join! Mmmm, unprocessed rabbit & squirrel stew. (Not a fan of raccoon).
gunny
Jun 1st, 2009, 5:56 pm
People

Eating

Tasty

Animals
zippy_gg
Jun 1st, 2009, 6:56 pm
Reminds me of this story:

A hunter was charged with killing a mountain lion, a rare and endangered species in his state.
The judge asked the hunter if he had anything to say in his defense.
The hunter responded "Your Honor, I was 3 days out on the woods, down to my last cartridge, out of food and water when I saw the mountain lion. I shot it and ate it is self-preservation".
The judge understood and dismissed the charges, asking the hunter approach the bench.
"Please, I am a hunter myself" said the judge, "what does a mountain lion taste like?"
"Well" responded the hunter, "it tastes half-way between a baby seal and a bald eagle you honor!" :histerica
NOGILLS2
Jun 1st, 2009, 8:03 pm
My Cousin Boudreaux went to Alaska to hunt, He rented a sled, bought a gun, and headed out to the mountains. He Told many residents in Anchorage that he wanted to hunt every species available. He was gone two weeks and everyone was beginning to worry he was lost.

The next day Boudreaux showed up, and sure enough, he had a moose, a Grizzly bear, an Elk, and many more. Well the Game Warden was amazed, and began inspecting the animals, and found one bullet hole in each animal. When he got to the grizzly, he noticed a hole in each paw and a hole in his head. Game warden asked Boudreaux, Three shots on that one, huh?

Boudreaux replied, Naw it took only one shot on dat bear dere! When I shined the light in his eyes he covered his eyes wid his paws and den I shot him
meese
Jun 1st, 2009, 11:33 pm
Well no wonder those guys hate small, cuddly animals. They have no faces! :eek:
cfell
Jun 2nd, 2009, 7:26 am
My Cousin Boudreaux went to Alaska to hunt, ................When I shined the light in his eyes he covered his eyes wid his paws and den I shot him

I know that guy! He's a dead shot with that headlight!