Why some older women should stay home

[little_jake]

MiddleAgedWomenShouldStayAtHome.wmv (2833KB)

[Lee510]

Oops. Link no clicky.

[Diolach]

I copied it and googled it and their it was. Pretty funny. Since we are doing Funnies heres a joke I received earlier today:


Best Joke Of The Year


This joke was nominated for best joke of the year.

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to

the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking
down the street and says, "Thank you, Mr. American, for letting
me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free
medical care, and a free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am a Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you
for having such a beautiful country here in America ."
The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks farther, and the next person he sees he
stops, shakes his hand, and says, "Thank you for wonderful
America !"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle
East . I am not American."

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says, "No, I am from Africa .."
Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work."