byke33
May 17th, 2009, 3:09 pm
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ' Things are great and I ' ve never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
So what do you think about that, Doc? '
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story:
' I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared a lake, he came across a very large female beaver sitting at the water ' s edge.
He realized he ' d left his gun at home and so he couldn ' t shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ' bang, bang ' .
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that? ' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said,
' Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver. '
The doctor replied, ' My point exactly. '
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, ' Things are great and I ' ve never felt better.
I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
So what do you think about that, Doc? '
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story:
' I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.
One day he was setting off to go hunting.
In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
As he neared a lake, he came across a very large female beaver sitting at the water ' s edge.
He realized he ' d left his gun at home and so he couldn ' t shoot the magnificent creature.
Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went ' bang, bang ' .
Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.
Now, what do you think of that? ' asked the doctor.
The 86-year-old said,
' Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver. '
The doctor replied, ' My point exactly. '