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Cipher
Jan 15th, 2006, 7:06 pm
1/15/06 Omaha

With the unsual 65 degree temps today it had to bring out the worst in humanity!

A suspicious group of motorcyclists were seen congregating at the local BMW motorcycle shop around 2:00 PM today. There was also a number of the Teutonic built two wheeled conveyances seen as well.

Here were seen leaving shortly thereafter and headed to Iowa. The local gang unit observers of Omaha immediately notified the Iowa authorities who took over the surveillance of the scurrilous group.

They were observed in Glenwood and Tabor Iowa before crossing back into Nebraska. Complaints were filed by two groups of cruiser riders for harassment because the continually passed them.

The group stopped in Nebraska City and were seen consuming questionable foodstuffs in the local McDonalds. The Nebraska surveillance team slipped in to the McDonalds unnoticed to try to hear what the group might discuss. Unfortunately the group was very careful of what was said in public and no useful information was obtained. They just kept talking about how much fun they were having, and other miscellaneous topics. All was recorded to see if it may be some kind of code. Subsequently the group left and headed back to Omaha where they dispersed as the entered the city.

The surveillance team has recommended keeping a close eye on this nefarious gang in the future because it has been observed that they repeat this behavior all year long with little regard for the weather and the authorities have heard from the local benign cruiser motorcycle groups that this is aberrant behavior for any legitimate “biker.”.

Yes, readers this all too apparent that these people are not to be trusted and must be carefully watched lest they corrupt law biding “bikers” and cause them to go over to the dark side.