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Lonewuff
Dec 11th, 2008, 3:54 pm
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For Sale: One U.S. Senate Seat (Chicago)

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Date: 2008-12-09, 10:41PM CST



Here is a golden opportunity to buy your own United States Senate seat.

I would like to sell this seat to the highest bidder, but if you put something together…something big, I will also consider trading it for a cabinet level position. My preference is a job as Secretary of Health and Human Services.

I will also consider trading this Senate seat for an ambassadorship, a lucrative position with a private foundation, or the placement of my wife on highly paid corporate boards.

In case you are not aware of it, this Senate seat is f***ing golden. I'm just not giving it up for f***in' nothing. I'm not gonna do it.

If I do not get a really good offer, I will just appoint myself to the United States Senate, then I can parachute me there.

If you are interested please call Rod at the Illinois Governor's office. When you call don't worry, we can speak freely over the phone.





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gglove
Dec 11th, 2008, 3:56 pm
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zippy_gg
Dec 11th, 2008, 5:00 pm
In case you are not aware of it, this Senate seat is f***ing golden. I'm just not giving it up for f***in' nothing. I'm not gonna do it.
and I learned to swear like from my lovely wife...:histerica