Young Love

[BobShirley]

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in
>>>> love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes
>>>> to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to
>>>> him and says, 'Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you
>>>> for her hand in marriage.'
>>>>
>>>> Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, 'Well
>>>> Bruce, you are only 10.
>>>> Where will you two live?'
>>>>
>>>> Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In
>>>> Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.'
>>>>
>>>> Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
>>>> 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll
>>>> need to support Jenny.'
>>>>
>>>> Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. Jenny makes five bucks a
>>>> week and I make 10 bucks a wee k. That's about 60 bucks a month and that
>>>> should do us just fine.'
>>>>
>>>> Mr. Smith is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this. 'Well
>>>> Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one
>>>> more question.. What will you do if the two of you should have little
>>>> ones of your own?'
>>>>
>>>> Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so
>>>> far.'
>>>>
>>>> Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s**t is adorable