michman
Oct 2nd, 2005, 11:17 pm
Top 10 signs that a computer is owned by a Harley rider:
10. -- The monitor & CPU have been repainted orange and black.
09. -- System sound effects now play a Harley kicking over when a program starts.
08. -- There's an oil stain on the floor just below the computer.
07. -- Number key pad only goes up to two.
06. -- Password is "WillieG".
05. -- The mouse is referred to as "the Rat".
04. -- There is a Skoal can mounted in the CD-ROM drive.
03. -- Expansion slots have Genuine Harley-Davidson bike parts installed in them.
02. -- The keyboard is mounted at the level of the user's chin and his seat tilts backward -- ape-hanger keyboard!
And the Number 1 sign that a computer is owned by a Harley rider:
01. -- A half-naked, big-breasted "warrior princess" and her tiger have been airbrushed onto the sides of the monitor!
10. -- The monitor & CPU have been repainted orange and black.
09. -- System sound effects now play a Harley kicking over when a program starts.
08. -- There's an oil stain on the floor just below the computer.
07. -- Number key pad only goes up to two.
06. -- Password is "WillieG".
05. -- The mouse is referred to as "the Rat".
04. -- There is a Skoal can mounted in the CD-ROM drive.
03. -- Expansion slots have Genuine Harley-Davidson bike parts installed in them.
02. -- The keyboard is mounted at the level of the user's chin and his seat tilts backward -- ape-hanger keyboard!
And the Number 1 sign that a computer is owned by a Harley rider:
01. -- A half-naked, big-breasted "warrior princess" and her tiger have been airbrushed onto the sides of the monitor!