Is this a new wave?

[rixchard]

So I pull up next to a 'sports' bike the the right hand of two lefthand turm lanes. He looks over at me and gives his thottle a couple of blips. The light turns green and for whatever reason find myself ahead of him for a good 5 or 6 seconds. As he zips past me he raises his ass way up off the seat. So I was wondering was he asking me to kiss or shove something up it?

[RaffyK]

That's a new one.

[pkpr1998]

I thinks that he was showing himself!

[motorman587]

He farted. :)

[pkpr1998]

Now that makes sense! Of course that what it was! Have you ever tried "sitting" while passing..................? LOL

[Keith]

Flirting? ;)

[Big_E]

He needs a Kontour seat so he don't have to lift his ass to fart.

[S2DOG]

Must be a Texas Rump Ranger ;)

[RaffyK]

Come to think of it, I can think of:

This a** just passed you.

That in itself has two messages.

[messenger13]

[humor ON]

OK Richard...let's dissect your post. Why? Cuz it's fun. :D

It's not a 'sports' bike, it's a sportbike. One word.
You're obviously jealous just cuz the LT does NOT blip well. :D
You're ahead of him for 5 or 6 seconds? Perhaps he had to adjust something...or just was giving that dogg of yours a fair headstart. :D Wow wee . . . you racer you!
"As he zips past me..." Oh well...so much for being Joe Rocket. Maybe you should get yerself a 'sports' bike. :p
"he raises his ass way up off the seat" Maybe he was preparing to do a standing wheelie, then decided not to waste his talents on such an unappreciative audience. :D
As for kissing or shoving, I doubt it. You couldn't get close enough. :p
OK. I've done my part once again to defend my fellow squiddys. http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/nutkick.gif

[humor OFF]


We say in here "ride it like you stole it", and all is well. But when a kid on a sportbike does it, he's a squid. Go figure... :rolleyes:

[Keith]

LMAO, Joe, of all people! Where did you get a smilie giving another a kick in the slats??? :eek: The crew at advrider could use that! LOL!

[meese]

Hm, I think the crew at Advrider invented that. :)

I just finished watching (and reading) Long Way Round. Now I'm catching up with Striking Viking (http://www.strikingviking.net/) and his African adventures (http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41699&pp=10). Gotta get TWTT (http://store.yahoo.com/guilty-net/twowhthte.html) next.

The other day Dayle asked what I'd do if she wasn't around (where do women come up with these questions?). I simply answered "Get a lighter bike and head off across some continent." I guess I'll have to settle for planning that Alaska trip instead, or maybe Mexico. At least she could join me on those.

What was the original question? :)

[rixchard]

that's cold man, that's cold :)

[mwnahas]

He farted. :)
Ya, he was passing or is that passing LOL