joegottberg
Aug 4th, 2008, 3:35 pm
On the Farm lived a Chicken and Horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the Horse fell into some quick sand and began to sink. The Horse begged for the Chicken to go get the farmer to help.
The Chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail, for the farmer had gone into town with the only tractor. Running around, the Chicken spied the farmer’s new BMW Motorcycle. Finding the keys in the ignition, and owning his own ATGATT, the Chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.
Back at the quick sand, the Horse was happy to see the Chicken arrive on the shiny Beemer. The Horse managed to get a hold of the rope the Chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the bike’s trailer hitch, the Chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of that powerful motorcycle rescued the Horse.
Happy and proud, the Chicken road the bike back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, Best pals.
A few weeks later, the Chicken fell into the quick sand and soon began to sink and cried out for the Horse to save his life! The Horse thought for a moment and straddled the large quick sand. Looking underneath, he told the Chicken to grab his “Horse-hood” and he would lift him out of the quick sand. The Chicken got a good grip and the Horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY????
When you’re hung like a Horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks!
The Chicken ran back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer but to no avail, for the farmer had gone into town with the only tractor. Running around, the Chicken spied the farmer’s new BMW Motorcycle. Finding the keys in the ignition, and owning his own ATGATT, the Chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend’s life.
Back at the quick sand, the Horse was happy to see the Chicken arrive on the shiny Beemer. The Horse managed to get a hold of the rope the Chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the bike’s trailer hitch, the Chicken then drove slowly forward and with the aid of that powerful motorcycle rescued the Horse.
Happy and proud, the Chicken road the bike back to the farmhouse and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best buddies, Best pals.
A few weeks later, the Chicken fell into the quick sand and soon began to sink and cried out for the Horse to save his life! The Horse thought for a moment and straddled the large quick sand. Looking underneath, he told the Chicken to grab his “Horse-hood” and he would lift him out of the quick sand. The Chicken got a good grip and the Horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
THE MORAL OF THE STORY????
When you’re hung like a Horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks!