Lonewuff
Jul 9th, 2008, 8:28 am
Emergency Room Blonde
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night
with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to see if I could take my own life," the
blonde replied.
"I don't understand!" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to
commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun under
my chin, and I thought: I just paid $8,000.00 for my
face and neck lift, I'm not shooting myself under
my chin."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just
paid $4000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not
shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going
to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear
before I pulled the trigger."
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night
with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to see if I could take my own life," the
blonde replied.
"I don't understand!" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to
commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun under
my chin, and I thought: I just paid $8,000.00 for my
face and neck lift, I'm not shooting myself under
my chin."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just
paid $4000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not
shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going
to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear
before I pulled the trigger."