Keith
Dec 27th, 2005, 4:25 pm
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following
conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able
to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I
will paint every room in our house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my
alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said,
"Wear sun-block."
conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able
to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I
will paint every room in our house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool.
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife
that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the fourth guy has not
said a word. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my
alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said,
"Wear sun-block."