lexlan
Dec 21st, 2005, 9:09 am
> The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held in the area around Crowley and sent their famous detective Boudreaux to investigate.
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> Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin'" he began.
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> "Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.
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> Boudreaux replied confidently, "de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
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> Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"
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> "Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat cock fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."
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> The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"
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> Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."
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> "Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure th! e Mafia was involved?"
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> "De duck won."
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> Boudreaux reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis cock fightin'" he began.
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> "Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked.
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> Boudreaux replied confidently, "de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
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> Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"
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> "Well," he replied, "I went down and done seen dat cock fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in the fight."
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> The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?"
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> Boudreaux nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."
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> "Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure th! e Mafia was involved?"
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> "De duck won."