USAirways bullet

[jwp767]

This just in:

Congress has enacted the "Barney Fife Air Safety Act" wherein all FFDOs are prohibited from carrying more than 1 bullet at a time. Furthermore, said bullet must also be kept in the pilot's left front uniform shirt pocket until such time that it is necessary to use it.

[jwp767]

Not sure why it came out in gray and not black....tried to edit it to another color without success.

[amarider]

Fixed! ......:D :thumb:

[cfell]

Sure... shoot one hole in the airplane ... obviously you knew it happened, so give him some credit.... and folks just go nuts... Congress making law... great, talk about needing to KEEP THE BULLET IN YOUR POCKET!!!!!

[jwp767]

Channing-

The Barney Fife thing was just a joke to add some levity to the situation....not meant to be taken as a serious call for Congress to get involved.

Didn't you watch Andy Griffith as a kid?

[jzeiler]

I think he's just pullin' your chain Wes.


I saw the pic's, that sucker went clean thru and thru. Good thing he was airborne could have got him a spotter.

[cfell]

Channing-

The Barney Fife thing was just a joke to add some levity to the situation....not meant to be taken as a serious call for Congress to get involved.

Didn't you watch Andy Griffith as a kid?

Hey, Wes..
No problem, Sir...

Yeah, I saw the A. G. show.. actually it resembled my home town a lot.... and I did see the humor in your post.. =)

My intention was to take to another level... That CONGRESS needed to keep the "bullets" in their pockets because of the lousy job they are doing...

I'm thinking their usefulness is about used up.

[gunny]

My intention was to take to another level... That CONGRESS needed to keep the "bullets" in their pockets because of the lousy job they are doing...

I'm thinking their usefulness is about used up.


All I can say to that is AMEN BROTHER! Time for all of them to go somewhere else (they probably aren't welcome at home anymore) and we start all over again.

[meese]

All I can say to that is AMEN BROTHER! Time for all of them to go somewhere else (they probably aren't welcome at home anymore) and we start all over again.Interesting. Congress sucks, so send them all away. But GWB can do no wrong. Ah, now I see. :)

[gunny]

Interesting. Congress sucks, so send them all away. But GWB can do no wrong. Ah, now I see. :)


Ken:

This is the humor section.

What's the matter with you?

Still sore your man Kerry lost? Well get over it. New elections coming up, try again. Maybe your choice will win this time. Will that make you happy or you gonna take that as another excuse to moan for the next 4 years?

[meese]

Tell you what, when the Terrible Trio manages to post something funny, then I'll laugh, and move on. :D

[gunny]

That why you hang around here?

You might want to consider some professional help or go elsewhere if it bothers you that much.